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The scene: Avanta7 ventures into the kitchen to make coffee. She returns to the bedroom where her spouse is still abed.
"Why is there canned fruit sitting on the stove?"
"Because I want to make a fruit cocktail and have it with cottage cheese for breakfast this morning. [pause] And I wanted to see what your reaction would be."
"Oh. Are you satisfied?"
"Quite."
"Why is there canned fruit sitting on the stove?"
"Because I want to make a fruit cocktail and have it with cottage cheese for breakfast this morning. [pause] And I wanted to see what your reaction would be."
"Oh. Are you satisfied?"
"Quite."