Sometimes "government efficiency" is not an oxymoron.

[avanta7]

My passport arrived in today's mail. When did I order it? October 5.

Damn. That's fast.

Like onyerbike, my passport photo could double as a mugshot. Unlike onyerbike, however, I will not be posting the photo for all and sundry to ogle.

So now I'm eating coleslaw and wondering what sort of havoc I can wreak upon the world now that I can leave the United States on a whim.

Hehehehe.

Because this post is open to anyone who happens to pass by, I hereby publish this disclaimer for the edification of those chance passers-by without a sense of humor: I am not a terrorist. I'm a federal employee. No, they're not the same thing. But to be perfectly clear, I have no intention of deliberately causing harm while traveling. Do you think I'd risk my pension for the cheap thrill of committing treason? Pshaw.

Comments

Wow.

[amforbus.livejournal.com]

I hope mine is somewhere between your turnaround time and emperor fool's... my passport appointment is Friday and I need to use it in March.

Re: Wow.

[avanta7.livejournal.com]

Speedy passport wishes!