In the "Now I've heard everything" department

[avanta7]

Tired of your dog? More importantly, is your dog tired of you? Is he bored and restless from being cooped up in a yard or apartment when all he really wants to do is roam free? Grant your poor dog's unspoken wish, and send him to Dog Island! Where he is free from the tyranny of humans! Where he can roam with a pack and live off the land!

"We have conditioned our lovely canine friends to live under our rules. They are used to it, yes. They have learned to love us anyway, yes. But it is not right, no. Dogs should live free, should live lives unfettered by humiliation due to forced public defecation and having to walk on a leash.

"It is with this in mind that Dog Island was created. Is it the ultimate answer? No, but it's a step in the right direction - dogs living on their own, controlling their own destinies in ways that they absolutely cannot while under human rule.

"Here at Dog Island, we look to give back to dogs what we have taken from them: their freedom."

(Be sure to read the section on rates. And don't miss the directions!)

Comments

[shadiehawke.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooooooooook.

Freaks, the lot of them.

a better life

[eireannaigh.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!

Every now and then some dogs gang up and kill and then eat another dog, but this is just natural, and it's okay for it to happen now and then, but normally this is not the case.