Arriving in today's mail: a wonderful package from buffra which included [fanfare, please] an implied porn Christmas card! Thank you, friend. Your generosity is much appreciated.
Yes, arrived today. Intact. I wouldn't feel too bad about it, though. Spouse mailed stuff first class on December 22 that hasn't arrived yet.
I have one question: Pampered Chef won't let me access info on their site unless I accept a cookie (which I won't), so I haven't a clue how to care for the thing. Dishwasher? Handwash with mild soap? Any limits on how hot the oven can be?
(Not nearly as exciting as it sounds, I'm afraid...)
Once upon a time, not so long ago, in a river valley surrounded by great hills, there lived a young woman named buffra. She lived alone in a little gingerbread house near a great, wide field. It was winter and the wind had brought snow into the valley. It lay heavy on the ground for many days. One evening, as the river valley was growing dark and night was falling, buffra decided to take a nice warm bath. She was preparing for her bath when she saw, out her window, a pair of dark shadows. Startled, she went to the window and saw -- just outside her little house -- a family of deer in the snow. Being easily charmed, buffra wished to get a picture of the deer so close to her. So, she quickly put on her boots and took her camera outside into the cold winter air. The deer were frightened by her presence, and bounded into the field, but there they stopped. As they paused, buffra was able to take several pictures of the graceful deer in the snowy field with the dusk gathering and snowflakes sparkling to the ground. She stood and watched them for a time. Then, she realized that she was getting quite cold. The snowflakes were biting into her skin in the most unusual of places. Here buffra was, standing outside with her camera, wearing nothing but a pair of boots!! Suddenly becoming concerned about her nakedness, buffra rushed inside and enjoyed her bath.
The pictures that buffra took turned out to be very lovely and will grace her holiday cards this year. And that is how and why folks will receive implied porn from buffra this holiday season.
(When buffra's mother was told of this, she said, "oh, the deer should have had cameras!")
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Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)You do realize that things got to England, Spain, and New Zealand before that one arrived....and I sent them at the same time!
USPS is da bomb...not
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)Hmmph.
Yes, arrived today. Intact. I wouldn't feel too bad about it, though. Spouse mailed stuff first class on December 22 that hasn't arrived yet.
I have one question: Pampered Chef won't let me access info on their site unless I accept a cookie (which I won't), so I haven't a clue how to care for the thing. Dishwasher? Handwash with mild soap? Any limits on how hot the oven can be?
Re: USPS is da bomb...not
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)I'll get back to you!
Re: USPS is da bomb...not
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 02:10 pm (UTC)Avanta, you can't just leave it at that!
implied porn from buffra
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)Once upon a time, not so long ago, in a river valley surrounded by great hills, there lived a young woman named buffra. She lived alone in a little gingerbread house near a great, wide field. It was winter and the wind had brought snow into the valley. It lay heavy on the ground for many days. One evening, as the river valley was growing dark and night was falling, buffra decided to take a nice warm bath. She was preparing for her bath when she saw, out her window, a pair of dark shadows. Startled, she went to the window and saw -- just outside her little house -- a family of deer in the snow. Being easily charmed, buffra wished to get a picture of the deer so close to her. So, she quickly put on her boots and took her camera outside into the cold winter air. The deer were frightened by her presence, and bounded into the field, but there they stopped. As they paused, buffra was able to take several pictures of the graceful deer in the snowy field with the dusk gathering and snowflakes sparkling to the ground. She stood and watched them for a time. Then, she realized that she was getting quite cold. The snowflakes were biting into her skin in the most unusual of places. Here buffra was, standing outside with her camera, wearing nothing but a pair of boots!! Suddenly becoming concerned about her nakedness, buffra rushed inside and enjoyed her bath.
The pictures that buffra took turned out to be very lovely and will grace her holiday cards this year. And that is how and why folks will receive implied porn from buffra this holiday season.
(When buffra's mother was told of this, she said, "oh, the deer should have had cameras!")
The End.
Re: implied porn from buffra
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)*goes to look at card again*
BTW: I love your mom's line.
Re: implied porn from buffra
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)And, yes, my mother was very entertained by the whole thing.
Re: implied porn from buffra
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Jan. 26th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)