Molly Ivins column dated 20 Jan 2006

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AUSTIN, Texas --- I'd like to make it clear to the people who run the Democratic Party that I will not support Hillary Clinton for president. Enough. Enough triangulation, calculation and equivocation. Enough clever straddling, enough not offending anyone This is not a Dick Morris election. Sen. Clinton is apparently incapable of taking a clear stand on the war in Iraq, and that alone is enough to disqualify her. Her failure to speak out on Terri Schiavo, not to mention that gross pandering on flag-burning, are just contemptible little dodges. The recent death of Gene McCarthy reminded me of a lesson I spent a long, long time unlearning, so now I have to re-learn it. It's about political courage and heroes, and when a country is desperate for leadership. There are times when regular politics will not do, and this is one of those times. There are times a country is so tired of bull that only the truth can provide relief. If no one in conventional-wisdom politics has the courage to speak up and say what needs to be said, then you go out and find some obscure junior senator from Minnesota with the guts to do it. In 1968, Gene McCarthy was the little boy who said out loud, "Look, the emperor isn't wearing any clothes." Bobby Kennedy -- rough, tough Bobby Kennedy -- didn't do it. Just this quiet man trained by Benedictines who liked to quote poetry. What kind of courage does it take, for mercy's sake? The majority of the American people (55 percent) think the war in Iraq is a mistake and that we should get out. The majority (65 percent) of the American people want single-payer health care and are willing to pay more taxes to get it. The majority (86 percent) of the American people favor raising the minimum wage. The majority of the American people (60 percent) favor repealing Bush's tax cuts, or at least those that go only to the rich. The majority (66 percent) wants to reduce the deficit not by cutting domestic spending, but by reducing Pentagon spending or raising taxes. The majority (77 percent) thinks we should do "whatever it takes" to protect the environment. The majority (87 percent) thinks big oil companies are gouging consumers and would support a windfall profits tax. That is the center, you fools. WHO ARE YOU AFRAID OF? I listen to people like Rahm Emanuel superciliously explaining elementary politics to us clueless naifs outside the Beltway ("First, you have to win elections"). Can't you even read the damn polls? Here's a prize example by someone named Barry Casselman, who writes, "There is an invisible civil war in the Democratic Party, and it is between those who are attempting to satisfy the defeatist and pacifist left base of the party and those who are attempting to prepare the party for successful elections in 2006 and 2008." This supposedly pits Howard Dean, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, emboldened by "a string of bad new from the Middle East ... into calling for premature retreat from Iraq," versus those pragmatic folk like Steny Hoyer, Rahm Emmanuel, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Joe Lieberman. Oh come on, people -- get a grip on the concept of leadership. Look at this war -- from the lies that led us into it, to the lies they continue to dump on us daily. You sit there in Washington so frightened of the big, bad Republican machine you have no idea what people are thinking. I'm telling you right now, Tom DeLay is going to lose in his district. If Democrats in Washington haven't got enough sense to OWN the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely. Do it all, go long, go for public campaign financing for Congress. I'm serious as a stroke about this -- that is the only reform that will work, and you know it, as well as everyone else who's ever studied this. Do all the goo-goo stuff everybody has made fun of all these years: embrace redistricting reform, electoral reform, House rules changes, the whole package. Put up, or shut up. Own this issue, or let Jack Abramoff politics continue to run your town. Bush, Cheney and Co. will continue to play the patriotic bully card just as long as you let them. I've said it before: War brings out the patriotic bullies. In World War I, they went around kicking dachshunds on the grounds that dachshunds were "German dogs." They did not, however, go around kicking German shepherds. The MINUTE someone impugns your patriotism for opposing this war, turn on them like a snarling dog and explain what loving your country really means. That, or you could just piss on them elegantly, as Rep. John Murtha did. Or eviscerate them with wit (look up Mark Twain on the war in the Philippines). Or point out the latest in the endless "string of bad news." Do not sit there cowering and pretending the only way to win is as Republican-lite. If the Washington-based party can't get up and fight, we'll find someone who can.

COPYRIGHT 2006 CREATORS SYNDICATE INC.

Go, Molly!

Comments

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

Wow. She needs to get laid.

[bunrab.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say anything that insulting to a woman who is over 6 feet tall and could *easily* pulverize you.
(Yes, I've met her. I used to live in Texas, you'll recall.)

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

*ROFLMAO*

Since you don't know me, and to my knowledge this is even the first time you've addressed me, I'll just confirm for you. Yes, Actually I would.

My entire family is from Texas.

[bunrab.livejournal.com]

Hi! Actually, I think we've "talked" a few times back when I used to have time to post on the BC chat forum - we may even have been in some of the same bookrings.

Where in Texas? Spousal Unit's family has been in central Texas (Spicewood on his dad's side, Johnson City since before it was Johnson City on his mom's side) since forever, and SU lived in Austin all his life till I dragged him up here.

We met Molly several times, when she came to speak to our local Mensa group. She really kicks ass. Believe me, she speaks from pure righteous indignation; getting laid has nothing to do with it. I think sometimes she sounds a little strange to other Texans because she's as pushy as any Yankee (e.g., moi) but with a uniquely Texas voice. I love her, and Jim Hightower, too, who is much milder-mannered.

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

Every time I've read her, and this rant is no different, she comes across as a Shrill Harpy. Her spoken voice may be entirely different, but her written "voice" is shrill. If she can't write better than that, I'm not going to bother wasting my coffee time on her.

Now see, if she got laid, it could do her a world of good. Think about it. Sex, a: if you do it, and b: if you do it right, gets your blood moving, increases respratory function, decreases stress hormones and results in relaxation.

So when you can think again, you are thinking clearly because of all that extra oxygen pumped through your system and all the metabolic waste whisked away no longer clogging things up. And since you are relaxed and low on stress, the chance of coming across as a Shrill Harpy are much lower, because you are in the happy zone. So yeah, it's all about getting laid. Or needing a better editor. I know which one is more fun....

My family started in Dallas/Ft. Worth and migrated to Houston.

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

Oh to be able to edit my typos..... Just ignore those. :D

[bountifulpots.livejournal.com]

Molly Ivins rocks. She is so awesome.

[emperor-fool.livejournal.com]

You go, Molly!