Because this amused me...

[avanta7]

Taken from texaswren

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Avanta7!

1. The first avanta7 was made in 1853, and had no pedals!


2. If you cut avanta7 in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.


3. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's avanta7 supply!


4. Banging your head against avanta7 uses 150 calories an hour.


5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets avanta7.


6. Some hotels in Las Vegas have avanta7 floating in their swimming pools.


7. Avanta7 is actually a mammal, not a fish.


8. Avanta7 cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!


9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of avanta7!


10. Avanta7 can live for up to a week without a head.

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*giggle*

Comments

[amyleaton.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to cut you in half... or cut your head off...

LOL, these are great!

[alrescate.livejournal.com]

Wow...it's amazing how many of us can be cut and half to predict the number of children one will have.

Oh, and is gravity what causes burps?

re Gravity and burps

[avanta7.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it makes a certain amount of sense.

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

Banging your head against avanta7 uses 150 calories an hour.

*spits water over monitor* Man, my mind is in the gutter. You let your spouse know that one?

*hands shen a towel*

[avanta7.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

And here I was trying to think of some clever way to apply that particular piece of trivia to my weight loss regime. (No, spouse hasn't seen any of these.)