avanta7: (Thong Man)
avanta7 ([personal profile] avanta7) wrote2009-03-19 12:36 pm
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New Jersey is the new Nanny state

New Jersey considers ban on bare-it-all Brazilian wax.

First of all, let me say the phrase "genital waxing" was something I never expected to see in a news article.

Second, out of the gazillion women who have "Brazilians" done each year all over the US, two, count'em, two, women who had complications are influencing the New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology to ban the procedure? What next? "Oh, that razor cut my shin when I was shaving my legs and I think it ought to be taken off the market"?

Third: For crying out loud!

And finally: Thong Man (above) should have had a Brazilian.


TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing.

The state Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is moving toward a ban on genital waxing altogether after two women reported being injured in their quest for a smooth bikini line.

Both women were hospitalized for infections following so-called "Brazilian" bikini waxes; one of the women has filed a lawsuit, according to Jeff Lamm, a spokesman for New Jersey's Division of Consumer Affairs, which oversees the cosmetology board.

Technically, genital waxing has never been allowed — only the face, neck, abdomen, legs and arms are permitted — but because bare-it-all "Brazilians" weren't specifically banned, state regulators haven't enforced the law.

"The genital area is not part of the abdomen or legs as some might assume," Lamm said.

Officials with the National Cosmetology Association and National-Interstate Council of State Boards of Cosmetology said they were unaware of another state that has banned genital waxing.

Regular bikini waxes would still be allowed.

Genital waxing can be dangerous in that the hot wax can irritate or tear delicate skin in the bikini area, resulting in infections, ingrown hairs and rashes, according to skin care experts.

Despite such risks, millions of American women — and some men — choose to have the hair down there ripped away, and a majority of salons in New Jersey offer the procedure for between $50 to $60.

The state Board of Cosmetology meets next on April 14 and will decide whether to move forward with banning the procedure, made popular in Brazil to accommodate skimpy thong bikinis.

The earliest the ban could take effect would be sometime in May, Lamm said, and salons that continue to perform it could be fined.

For salon owners, discontinuing the popular service could mean a substantial drop in business, especially as summer swimsuit season nears.

Spa owner Linda Orsuto, who owns 800 West Salon & Spa in Cherry Hill, estimates that most of 1,800 bikini waxes performed at her business last year were Brazilian-style.

"It's huge," she said, adding that her customers don't think their bikini lines are anyone's business but their own. "It's just not right."

She said many customers would likely travel across state lines to get it and some might even try to wax themselves.

[identity profile] florafloraflora.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
some might even try to wax themselves

!!!!!!!THE HORROR!!!!!!!! wONt they think of tha childrenzzz!!!

As someone who was born and bred in the land of extreme bikini waxes, I'm here to say that women have been waxing their own coochies for manymany years and, you know, they're still OK.

[identity profile] shendoah.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, but it really is a pain in the ass to do it yourself. :D


*runs away*

[identity profile] florafloraflora.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll join you in fleeing—in fear and loathing, from Thong Man.

[identity profile] avanta7.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Come back, come back! He has some hot wax ready especially for yoooouuuuu.....

[identity profile] avanta7.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'll wax you if you wax me, baby. ;-)

[identity profile] shendoah.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
and nobody got the pun. *sad*

[identity profile] explodingalice.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Your response was the best part of this whole thing. Now I love you.

[identity profile] florafloraflora.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks! You're cute too, if your profile is anything to go by. The first sentence of your bio says it all, really. And I'm not just whistling in the dark.

[identity profile] explodingalice.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool, I'm going to be all stalker-y and friend you now. Since we know some of the same folks and all. Plus, we may have been friends in my former incarnation as alicefanclub, can't recall exactly...

[identity profile] avanta7.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
And "coochie" is another word I never expected to see in my journal, unless it was in reference to Charo (http://www.charo.com/index2.html).

Tha childrenzzz will just have to get used to it, I s'pose.

:D

[identity profile] florafloraflora.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Sorry, I didn't think there were any childrenzz in the audience.

[identity profile] avanta7.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Silly girl. The Childrenzzzz are hiding in your initial comment. :D

[identity profile] explodingalice.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I am extraordinarily angry with you for that icon. For shame, my friend.

[identity profile] skyring.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can just imagine the committee of boring grey-suited balding middle-aged public servants delegated to look into the matter.

How do i get to join them?

[identity profile] explodingalice.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
You just have to fill out this application. In triplicate. Within 5 business days. Oh, and have it notarized.

[identity profile] avanta7.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Move to New Jersey?
Edited 2009-03-20 02:51 (UTC)

[identity profile] avanta7.livejournal.com 2009-03-20 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, you'll get over it. *smooch*