I hope spouse doesn't divorce me for revealing this

Nah. I told you first, remember? And it's not like it's going to come up in conversation with said gentlemen. Mick won't wear satin, or anything Valentine related--no hearts or lipstick patterns. But he was in possession of a pair of black satin boxers when I first went out to see him, and he was vague about where they'd come from...the little rascal.