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Sometimes "government efficiency" is not an oxymoron.
My passport arrived in today's mail. When did I order it? October 5.
Damn. That's fast.
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onyerbike, my passport photo could double as a mugshot. Unlike onyerbike, however, I will not be posting the photo for all and sundry to ogle.
So now I'm eating coleslaw and wondering what sort of havoc I can wreak upon the world now that I can leave the United States on a whim.
Hehehehe.
Because this post is open to anyone who happens to pass by, I hereby publish this disclaimer for the edification of those chance passers-by without a sense of humor: I am not a terrorist. I'm a federal employee. No, they're not the same thing. But to be perfectly clear, I have no intention of deliberately causing harm while traveling. Do you think I'd risk my pension for the cheap thrill of committing treason? Pshaw.
Damn. That's fast.
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onyerbike, my passport photo could double as a mugshot. Unlike onyerbike, however, I will not be posting the photo for all and sundry to ogle.So now I'm eating coleslaw and wondering what sort of havoc I can wreak upon the world now that I can leave the United States on a whim.
Hehehehe.
Because this post is open to anyone who happens to pass by, I hereby publish this disclaimer for the edification of those chance passers-by without a sense of humor: I am not a terrorist. I'm a federal employee. No, they're not the same thing. But to be perfectly clear, I have no intention of deliberately causing harm while traveling. Do you think I'd risk my pension for the cheap thrill of committing treason? Pshaw.